What if baby Superman crashed onto the Earth and turned out to be evil instead of a do-gooder? That is the idea behind ‘Brightburn’, a horror show that doesn’t have a clue about what to do with a clever premise. Produced by James Gunn, who unfortunately left the screenwriting to his less-talented brother Brian and their cousin Mark – it’s not a good day for nepotism – this superhero/scary movie mash-up never catches fire. Director David Yarovesky doesn’t just demand audiences to suspend disbelief. He requires a near-complete cut-off of oxygen to the brain. A botch job like this should not happen to a talented actress like Elizabeth Banks. Yet there she is as Tori Breyer, a woman painfully eager to have a baby with her husband Kyle. Books on infertility line the shelves of their Brightburn, Kansas farmhouse. So when a spaceship crashes near the barn, complete with an alien infant in it, the couple take the cutie in and tell folks he’s adopted. It worked for Ma and Pa Kent when they raised baby Clark. Why not the Breyers? And for a while all is well. Until the boy they name Brandon turns 12. It appears that puberty is a bitch, which makes the child’s eyes gleam red, as well as allowing him to levitate and demonstrate super strength. Suddenly, this good son and ideal student starts acting out, getting up in the middle of the night to go toward the barn where something is vibrating and glowing in that padlocked cellar. Come on, did his parents really feel the need to keep the kid’s space pod handy? Wouldn’t sane people have destroyed the evidence? This is not film built to withstanding even the flimsiest questions; it’s much too busy bringing on a series of escalating acts of R-rated violence to worry about logic. Brandon flies off to visit the bed room of a pretty classmate, who is naturally freaked out. When he crushes her hand on the school athletic field, things get worse, especially for the girl’s angry mother, a waitress at the local diner. She feels the wrath of Brandon. And what he does to the noisy chickens on his farm is far bloodier. The voices from the barn keep telling angry super-powered tween to “take the world.” But the brat seems insanely worried whenever anyone threatens to tell his parents about his weird behaviour. The school guidance counsellor, Tori’s sister, gets one of Brandon’s night-time visits, as does her husband in his truck. Cue the massacres. And when the little masked avenger begins leaving his signature in blood – it’s a double B – even the clueless Breyers begin to notice. The voices from the barn keep telling angry super-powered tween to ‘take the world’ Where does Brandon come from and what motivates his shocking change in behaviour? Those answers belong in another, way better movie. ‘Brightburn’ essentially devolves into a war between adoptive parents and their malevolent spawn. It’s “The Bad Seed meets The Omen,” and it’s predictable, plodding and dim-witted every step of the way. To be fair, if you like watching someone pull a shard of glass out of her eyeball, you won’t be disappointed. But there’s a difference between gory and scary that this movie doesn’t seem to grasp. The ending suggests a sequel may be in the offing. It was the only moment that will truly fill you with terror. ‘Brightburn’ is a 2019 American superhero horror film produced by James Gunn and Kenneth Huang. The film was directed by David Yarovesky and stars Elizabeth Banks, David Denman, Jackson A Dunn, Matt Jones, and Meredith Hagner, and follows a young alien who lands on earth and realises he has super powers. The film is produced and financed by Screen Gems, Stage 6 Films, Troll Court Entertainment and The H Collective. ‘Brightburn’ was announced as an “untitled James Gunn horror project” in December 2017. Gunn acts as a producer on the film, with his brother Mark and cousin Brian Gunn writing the screenplay. Principal photography began in March 2018 and filming wrapped in May of that same year. ‘Brightburn’ was released in the United States on May 24, 2019, by Sony Pictures Releasing. The film received mixed reviews, with critics praising the horror elements and Banks’ performance, but felt the film did not fully deliver on its premise.