Can a film starring Irrfan Khan be this bad? For those of us who have been madly missing the inimitable Irrfan, this is one movie memory we’d rather not have had. Murder At Teesri Manzil 302 is not just bad, it’s jaw-droppingly terrible. Only if you want to be really generous will you call this a plot. Still, here goes. A woman in a low-slung red sheath is kidnapped. There is a murder. A Thailand-based businessman (Ranvir Shorey) goes around looking bellicose. He also meets slinky women for illicit sex. A fellow by the name of Mr Sahyogi (Irrfan Khan) lays himself out as a helper to the Indian community, when he is not fending off a screechy ex-wife. A cop in dark glasses (Lucky Ali) and his cohort keep popping up to provide comic relief. Actually, let me amend that. The whole film is a joke, so these cop characters sort of fit in. The kidnap-and-murder is where things start.