The San Antonio Zoo in Texas has a special offer for Valentine’s Day. For $25 it will name a pre-frozen rodent after your ex and feed it to snake. Once a snake has consumed a rat named after the one who scorned you, you just may find yourself feeling light as air and finally ready to move on — and it will only cost you $25. The zoo will also be live-streaming this event, so even if you don’t live in the San Antonio area, you will still be able to see for yourself that the deed is done.If the stunt sounds super-satisfying but you’d prefer to drop a little less cash, for $5, you can get a cockroach named after your ex, which will also be fed to a bird or other zoo animal. This would be a great option for someone who ghosted you and really doesn’t deserve much of your energy.