Dear Pakistan, it brings me immense pleasure to finally see that all political parties have bowed to the narrative that I had been presenting forth since I came to understand the conspiracy behind the Taliban issue and its importance vis-à-vis the future of Pakistan. With a heavy heart I must state that had the political parties succumbed to my demand earlier we would have saved many precious lives, as now all have come to accept the fact that no one understands this issue as well as the tribal mindset and their history better than I do. This fact has also been established by the roaring success of my bestsellers in literary circles across the globe, which would soon be a part of History and Islamiyat curriculum in the new KP schools, as an awareness campaign as to how each pupil can become a proud Pakistani Muslim. First and foremost, this nation has to understand the Taliban issue and has to differentiate between the good Taliban and bad Taliban. Good Taliban are not terrorists (God forbid) but our own brothers and peace loving people who have been waging jihad against the heretics of the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan since the ousting of the demonic Russian forces. They are true Muslims and were striving to impose the will of Allah in the length and breadth of Afghanistan by slaughtering thousands of anti-Pakistan agents of Zionism like the Hazaras, Turkmans, Pashtuns and Uzbeks of the Northern Alliance. It Is overwhelmingly comforting to know that this jihad was carried out with the patronage of our own agencies, funded by the righteous Khadimain-e-Harmain-e-Sharifain, under the grand leadership of the valiant commander of the faithful, Mullah Omar esq (May Allah keep him in hiding). This is the same Mullah Omar who has not been seen since he strategically fled from his jihad on a motorcycle, which, of course, was Allah’s will to save this gallant son of Islam so that he could reemerge and re-wage jihad against the infidels. Once the heretic Northern Alliance, backed by the satanic NATO forces, especially the Lucifer USA (May the curse of Allah be upon it…MTCOABUI), started to march back and invade the territories that the Muslims had snatched from them through jihad, our role models of valour were forced to flee in thousands because it was the will of Allah to save them from the oppression of the heretic forces, as we all know that Allah works in mysterious ways to protect the Faithful. Pakistan army and air force, which used to provide the Taliban logistic, ammunition and aerial support in its invasion of Afghanistan sadly took a U-turn and deserted them on the USA’s (MTCOABUI) behest. That was the first instance of backstabbing by the Pakistan state and army’s imposition of the USA’s (MTCOABUI) war on our own people. Although the tribesmen of the FATA, who are globally acknowledged as great hosts, welcomed all who could sneak through the porous Pak-Afghan border and the touristy resort of Tora Bora, along with thousands of Chechen, Arab, Somali and Uzbek brothers from Muslim states to their humble abodes in our tribal agencies emulating the Sunnah of the Ansaar of Medina when the Holy Prophet (PBUH) migrated from Mecca to Medina (Subhan Allah). This welcome was unparalleled, the like of which the sky has not witnessed since long and they were all supposed to live happily ever after. Now it is established that these good Taliban are our own people from madrassas who went to Afghanistan to impose the will of Allah and bring peace in Afghanistan, which was, is and will remain just another part of our homeland and thus essential to our strategic depth. Afghanistan under the Taliban saw meteoric growth in industry, agriculture, trade, education, healthcare, religious harmony and human rights, and was thus a model state (All praise to Allah). This rapid development did not sit very well with the dark western powers (MTCOABU them), and they devised a plan to halt the rise of a Muslim empire in the shape of the 9/11 conspiracy. Our army generals (barring my mentor, General Hameed Gul), who as per Allama Iqbal, not only were weak Muslims as they had little or no trust in their swords whatsoever, but also had vested interests in shoving Pakistan into the USA’s (MTCOABUI) war, as they did not support the Commander of the Faithful, Mullah Omar (MAKIH) against the heretic forces of the Northern Alliance. These were actually paid mercenaries of the USA (MTCOABUI). It is heart breaking that the Taliban were not allowed to live with dignity and pride in their own homeland and a conspiracy was hatched to turn them against us because of the violence perpetuated by our army against them and their guests, who were peace loving people from Chechnya, Saudi Arabia etc, and who were pelted with drones produced in the factories of the Israeli Zionists (MTACBU them). This also sadly resulted in the killing of hundreds of tribal elders and Maliks. Moreover, our troops were blatantly shoved into tribal areas on the Zionists’ behest to kill peaceful people but it was Allah’s will that most of the good Taliban assembled in the confines of the North Waziristan under the able leadership of our brother Hakimullah Mehsud, where they are striving for a model Islamic government as seen from 1994 to 2002 in Afghanistan and Swat under Sufi Mohammed based on the principles laid down by Sharia (Subhan Allah). As we all know, their invitation is spreading like wildfire across Pakistan and to be a part of this holy, peaceful campaign, I have suggested to Pakistan government to assist these noble efforts and accommodate them by establishing their offices all over Pakistan with headquarters in the Diplomatic Enclave, Islamabad. It is because not only are they the true ambassadors of Islam but also the future of Pakistan. Let us now turn our attention towards the bad Taliban. You will be surprised to know that this term has been coined by the enemies of Islam and Pakistan to defame Islam, because a Muslim can never hurt or kill another Muslim. Period. It is sad to see that the demonic forces who cannot bear the spread of message of peace, humanity and brotherhood through exploding jackets and barrels of AK47 use such labels to spread disinformation among the naïve and unsuspecting people across the globe thus bringing Pakistan and Islam a bad name. In reality, they are scared by the rapid spread of Islam and want to halt the imminent rise by creating turmoil in the fortress of Islam. These puppets of CIA, Mossad and RAW are behind each act of terrorism in Pakistan and they shamelessly obfuscate the issue to blame it on the Taliban instead of people like Raymond Davis and agencies like Blackwater. But be assured that Imran Khan knows how to foil all such conspiracies. Furthermore, I take a wow to ensure that KP will emulate Afghanistan ‘s shining era under Taliban by year 2018 (Allah be willing) and our government is making earnest efforts to ensure that my dream comes true. I also take this opportunity to advise liberal fascists, the Zionist-sponsored propaganda machinery in our media, and especially journalists (sans some), who repeatedly blame the Taliban by inventing news and fabricating despicable evidences each time a terrorist attack takes place in Pakistan to hold their silence, once and for all, accepting its futility. The writer is a businessman and a social activist based in Lahore. He can be reached at mujahidkmir@gmail.com and on twitter @Mujahidkmir