Be hold and me apprise Of the current inflation and rise In atta prices and the general And of course dowries too Acquaint you I shall with the So called water and loo Escapism with my telephone From the hullabaloo Hi, Hullo, how do you do? Hadn’t we just met Before an hour or two Serves me right If it was hate at first sight, Out a sight, sorry upright, my telephone Bill read Not in units, tens but in hundreds Published in Daily Times, June 9th 2018.