That’s right, blame the women! on September 19, 2019It’s human nature to do everything to divert attention from one’s failures. For the ‘Great Khan’ and his minions, their favourite method is to blame previous governments for him not being able to convert the country into the ‘Promised Land’. They are nowadays preoccupied with Narendra Modi, but they do seem to have realised that […]
Can this goofed-up economy be fixed? on September 12, 2019I read an article recently in which the writer lamented the runaway inflation and demanded action against those who had ‘goofed’ up the economy. This is a tall order, and it appears that it cannot be implemented. One of the Great Khan’s defenders told me that he [Khan] is not fully aware of what’s going […]
Sadhvi Pragya and Black Magic on September 4, 2019Indians and Pakistanis may differ from each other in most aspects, but many of them fervently believe in black magic. Sometimes, they may be so different from each other that foreigners would be forgiven for thinking they are from different planets. They may hate the sight of each other, but both believe that their fortunes […]
Be positive! on August 27, 2019Even though a year has passed since the ‘Great Khan’ and his very able ministers came to power, there are people who actually believe that Imran Khan is the only one who can save the country and pull it out of its current mess, for part of which he is himself responsible. One such PTI […]
Modi’s nightmare: a Muslim-majority India on August 22, 2019In Assam, a state with thirty-four percent of its people being Muslim, a movement is underway to deport up to four million of them to the neighbouring Bangladesh and Myanmar The high growth rate among Muslims is giving Modi sleepless nights, as this is the first time he has mentioned the issue of unchecked population […]
Thank you, Modi on August 15, 2019Thank you for convincing Indian Muslims that they will never be able to live like free citizens in India. Thank you for exposing the true face of Hindutva Thank you, Narendra Modi, for proving that you are the Muslim-hater we always knew you were. Thank you for proving that Mr Jinnah and his associates correctly […]
Inflation? what’s that? on August 5, 2019Inflation is, reportedly, very high nowadays, principally due to the nefarious activities of those parties that lost the last general elections and couldn’t form a government. Despite being in the opposition, they seem to have so much power even now that they are able to damage the country by raising prices of essential items. They […]
Smuggling and Afghan transit trade: two major threats to the country on July 31, 2019One can’t help admiring the creativity and ingenuity of some of our people. I’m referring to those worthy citizens who are strictly opposed to following the law, particularly the law which obliges them to pay taxes. They will do anything to avoid doing so. In fact, they go to great lengths to make easy money. […]
Taxpayers’ woes on July 28, 2019Only a madman in this country would dare file a written complaint against the mandarins. “Why should I pay taxes?” screamed an article published a few days earlier. According to the writer, despite paying taxes, we don’t get the facilities available to the common man in developed nations. Despite what our leaders say, we are […]
Our very talented cabinet ministers! on July 15, 2019There is a hundred per cent freedom for the media, but only for those, like himself, who have nothing bad to say about the government. You can’t help be impressed by the enormous talent in the Great Khan’s cabinet. He’s the one who discovered a helicopter could travel for fifty-five kilometres with just a litre […]