Pakistan has been ordained to become the vanguard of the human race and to win all wars against its enemies because it is the closest ally of God in the entire seditious world. In this regard, we are convinced, as Pakistanis, about our rightfulness and rectitude; (pseudo) threats regarding economic sanctions from NATO and the US cannot intimidate us. Being on His side, we fear no one (except maybe the police, the army, the US, and in the end, Almighty Allah…if at all). We are tremendously proud (read needy), fiercely autonomous (lawless) and absolutely independent of US aid and assistance. It is unimaginable that NATO through their unrealistic monetary jargon and gibberish can subjugate us about our predicted financial meltdown. The ‘infidels’ in NATO need to be educated about our history and our exalted past (the success of Arabs, Persians and Turks before the 18th century).Once it is clear to them, only then they can recognise the sleeping( shamefully sick) lion, a dormant (dead) volcano in us that can erupt anytime to disturb world peace altogether. The Americans would also realise that they are dealing with the toughest people on earth as we not only possess all the qualities of the carnivorous king but we can eat grass too, at the same time, if it comes to the question of protecting our sovereignty. The only problem is that grass is not available in Pakistan anymore. It requires a lot of water to grow and we lose much of it every year in floods. The aliens should also be informed that angels always protect the borders of Pakistan spiritually and no one (except the terrorists, the US, NATO, India and Afghanistan) can trespass its line of control. It is hardly ever controlled by the national armed forces because of its herculean terrain and the border being more than a thousand miles long. It has deliberately been kept porous (by the tribesmen) in some areas because the Pashtun clans on both sides of the Durand Line are in favour of a ‘universal Islamic revolution’ through the United Emirates of Afghan-Pakistan (Af-Pak). Our faith in our impermeable (for the enemies of Islam) borders, therefore, leaves us with no other choice except to discredit the Abbottabad operation as ‘fake’ and the Salala incident as a conspiracy. After the November 2011 check post tragedy — for which we deserved an apology and possible compensation for the loss of our soldiers — obviously, we reserved the right to shut down unilaterally the NATO supply line in Pakistan. It was our prerogative to jeopardise the success of the ‘infidels’ against our Taliban brothers and to help (once again) the ‘freedom fighters’ in Afghanistan. We definitely did not take this step in haste; instead we decided to move forward with extreme option after months (hours) of deliberations nationally (limited to GHQ). We performed deep and thorough analyses on multiple levels and evaluated consequences from all angles. Only after these extensive intellectual exercises in both military and civil think tanks we reached a unanimous decision about the supply line. We also consulted our friends (China and Turkey) in the region and obtained legal advice from ‘international’ law experts. Our military leadership did not at all impose it, and all the right wing political parties, along with their non-political counterparts (terrorist organisations) spoke their mind independently through the ‘council’ to save Pakistan. All of them chanted the same slogans together and expressed their unanimous wish simultaneously for a horrible defeat (death) to the US. The only people who opposed it were the appeasers who do not believe in jihad (through the terrorist networks) and are also known as US/Israeli agents. In short, our decision against NATO was backed up by sound economic indicators of Pakistan, suggesting stable growth of our GDP, in case of a trade embargo. We calculated our foreign reserves, ensured our fuel/energy supply and secured our exports before we blocked the supply route. Even today when we are planning to reopen them, we have concluded in favour of their restoration through an extensive national discourse (in GHQ) and after a thorough, deep and fair analysis. We have taken everyone on board — the civilian leadership, intelligentsia, civil society and opinion makers (the generals). They all understand that the greater interest of Pakistan and the Muslim Ummah can only be served by helping NATO once again establish peace in Afghanistan. Only the terrorists disagree with this policy of friendship and peace. They must be US agents as well. In that case, there is essentially no difference between the appeasers and the terrorists because both of them are playing into the hands of anti-Pakistan forces. The writer is a freelance columnist and can be reached at skamranhashmi@gmail.com