Daily Times

1 – If you have trouble socialising, make an account on Facebook with the name “charming princess” ( even if your real name is Bashira ). This is definitely going to fetch you a good number of friend requests from guys and there you go – your dream guy is just an “accept” away.

2 – Buy your to be girlfriend/boyfriend grand presents but it is highly advisable not to expect the same from the other side.

3 – Take her on a long-drive and listen to her non-stop chirping about how delicate she is to how many rishta offers she has had so far.

4 – Start praising them the moment you see them, even if they look way too much odd.

5 – Now it’s time to spice it all up by calling them by the names of “janu”, “shono” ,”meethu” etc etc…..

6 – Making not-to-be-fulfilled promises comes next .. “mein apke liye taarey bhi tor laonga” and when the time comes to fulfill those , run for your life .

7 – Dedicating songs to them is another clichéd but an effective totka. Dedicate them an Arijit Singh song and watch them blush.

8 – One forwarded text a day keeps the prey in place: Text them romantic poetry every day and your dating goals are achieved.

PS: The author should not to be held responsible if the “charming princess” turns out to be “Sugran Mastani”.