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NEW DELHI: Pakistan’s newly elected prime minister Hafiz Waheed met his Indian counterpart Narendra Modi on Wednesday and discussed “matters of mutual interest”.

Hafiz Waheed along with his delegation arrived in New Delhi on a three-day visit on Monday. His delegation includes Culture Minister Hamza Ali Abbasi, Law Minister Naeem Bokhari and a number of other dignitaries from MML.In a joint communique issued after the meeting, the premiers vociferously condemned the indecent and unacceptable sins committed by actors Mahira Khan and Ranbir Kapoor and also expressed their disapproval over efforts to make both the countries liberal and progressive.

In a joint communique issued after the meeting, the premiers vociferously condemned the indecent and unacceptable sins committed by actors Mahira Khan and Ranbir Kapoor and also expressed their disapproval over efforts to make both the countries liberal and progressive.

“Our efforts to give ministries and leadership to the patriotic terrorists/extremists of the country and mainstreaming these elements will not be hampered by cowardly attempts of liberal elements that are using social media to brainwash youth for their nefarious designs. We will continue to move forward in making India a Hindu Rashtra and Pakistan a conservative fiefdom so we can at least fight in future without getting confused about who we are killing and why?” read the joint statement.

Sources said the para condemning Mahira and Ranbir Kapoor was included on the request of Pakistan’s influential Culture Minister Peer Hamza Abbasi, who was of the view that such acts should be condemned at a bigger stage to stop the “devil worshippers” for polluting the mind of the youth of two neighbouring countries.

The statement says that people like Mahira and Ranbir and all those speaking in their favour after those “controversial” photos are the “scum of the two countries” and must be stopped from expressing their opinion on all sorts of media.

“A woman doing a sin in public and a man allowing her to do such a sin is condemnable and we must ban this sort of people from entering our respective countries. India too should make movies Peer Hamza Ali Abbasi approves of. Such a partnership in film-making will help both the countries achieve their desired goals,” reads the controversial para.

Culture Minister Hamza Ali Abbasi said on the occasion that Pakistan wants to learn a lot from their Indian counterparts in censoring movies, controlling media, changing history and school curriculum and this is the sole reason PM came with such an extended delegation to visit the neighbouring country.

Minister Naeem Bokhari, who has the unique power of “judging women’s character from a kilometer”, assured Indians and Pakistanis that Mahira Khan would be banned from entering Pakistan for smoking in public despite being a woman.

Hafiz Waheed, who until today, was considered an anti-India figure in both the countries maintained that it only required a single meeting to understand how he and Modi “have too much in common”.

“Not only us but our parties, BJP and MML are similar in nature and our aims too are the same, it is just an imaginary line which divides us,” Hafiz Waheed told reporters after the meeting.

MML’s secret supremo Hafiz Waheed’s meeting with his Indian counterpart came almost a year after his party MML won general elections in Pakistan and formed a coalition government with the help of Imran Khan-led Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI).

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