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The news of the Nobel Peace Prize for Malala has caused a huge uproar in Pakistan as people have felt she did not at all deserve the accolade. Pakistanis have demanded that the prize be awarded to Abdul Sattar Edhi instead. Realising its mistake, the Nobel Peace Prize Committee withdrew its decision and awarded the prize to Edhi the very next day. This was hailed as a victory for the Pakistani nation. However, the very next day, a noted researcher-cum-columnist-cum expert on Zionist conspiracies revealed the real story in his column. An English translation of his column is being reproduced below for the readers’ benefit:

It is amazing to see how Edhi’s popularity graph suddenly spiked among well-meaning Pakistanis after Malala was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Social media is abuzz with praise for his humanitarian work. In comparison with a complete non-contributor of questionable patriotic credentials such as Malala, Edhi — a lifelong contributor, a true patriot and an equally true Muslim — is the real hero in their eyes. As my brothers are getting carried away by their emotions, I have taken it upon myself to expose the real face of Edhi. He is not a true Muslim and Pakistani as my brothers have come to believe. His misdeeds are huge.

To begin with, he accepted the Lenin Peace Prize from atheist communists way back in 1988 when the Soviet Union was trying to reach the warm Arabian waters by running us over and we were waging jihad against them. What kind of Muslim/Pakistani is he? When against the wishes and efforts of traitors like him, we defeated the USSR with the grace of Allah and help of the US, he stabbed Pakistan and Islam in the back again by accepting the Gandhi Peace Award in 2007. This crime is doubly heinous as this award is presented by a US NGO. What true Muslim/Pakistani would have accepted a prize named after a Hindu who opposed the creation of Pakistan and is presented by the NGO of a country which was/is bombing our Muslim brothers? That same year, he accepted the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation (UNESCO) Madanjeet Singh prize. You need to know that Madanjeet was a very bad infidel as he was praised by Tasleema Nasreen!

But that is not all. He committed the most heinous of his crimes three years later in 2010. He accepted the Ahmedi Peace Prize. Yes, you read it right, the Ahmedi Peace Prize. He accepted a prize from the ‘worst’ enemies of Islam and Pakistan. You say he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize? No, he deserves to be tried under the blasphemy act!

Besides awards, there are other proofs too that this man is an anti-Muslim infidel. His son married a woman in Bosnia, without a maulvi; how could he? That is un-Islamic but Edhi supported his son. Similarly, he is reported to have said, “Because the ambulance is more Muslim than you” in response to a valid Islamic question about why he must pick up Christians and Hindus in his ambulances. How could he call an ambulance more Muslim than a pious Muslim who is concerned about the ‘pakeezgi’ (purity) of an ambulance he might have to board someday?

Do the facts stated above not prove that Edhi is just another enemy agent disguised as a philanthropist? You know it has become quite common to undertake spying and other subversive activities behind the cover of humanitarian work. That is exactly why Ukrainian rebels denied humanitarian workers access to the Malaysian plane crash site and the pious Taliban do not let polio workers operate inside their areas of influence.

You know, these Jews are smart. They plan for 100 years in advance. They planted Edhi in Pakistan right after its creation and secretly helped him grow his network. How else do you think he could have put together the largest private ambulance network in the world, in a country like Pakistan? The purpose of this project is twofold. One, as this network would have access to the length and breadth of the country, they could easily spy everywhere without as much as raising an eyebrow of suspicion. Two, through Edhi, the Jews sought to slowly propagate such ideas as equality of all religions and peace for all so that Pakistani Muslims would eventually lose the idea of Muslim superiority and that of their divine duty to purge the land of infidels.

I am positive that it was also a part of the plan to first announce the award for Malala but then withdraw and bestow the same upon Edhi. In this way, in euphoria of their false sense of achievement, Pakistanis would not be able to see the conspiracy. They would then hold Edhi in high esteem and it would become far easier for him to pollute their minds. As this conspiracy has been unveiled now, the government should immediately arrest Edhi and try him for treason and blasphemy.

The writer is a freelance contributor. He tweets @atifhussain40