The pineapple-pizza debate is so passé now. We have a new dish that has become the subject of a furious virtual culinary war. Welcome to the warped world of dessert-meets-dinner-dish gulab jamun ki sabzi. What is this madness, you ask? This madness…err…dish, is typically a pièce de résistance from Rajasthan. While a majority of us associate gulab jamun – a brown-coloured syrupy ball of dough – with desserts, this curry-like food item is violently-shaking our rudimentary beliefs and getting our taste buds confused. But why are we discussing this now? Earlier this month, Twitter user Harsh Mittal shared a picture of the aforementioned food item labelled ‘Gulab jamun ki subzi’, with a caption that read: Every day, I lose my faith in humanity a little more. The Tweet sent netizens into a state of tizzy, sparking a debate that rages until date. In the picture, little dollops are seen floating in an orange-coloured curry.