Dawn is still just a smudge of rouge on the horizon, but at the port of Mirissa on Sri Lanka’s southern coast, an unusual daily challenge for locals is under way: how many tuna can you fit on a tuk tuk?The rules seem simple: buy as much of that day’s catch as you can from the extravagantly-decorated boats jostling for a berth in the harbour, pack it on to your three-wheeled scooter and drive away at speed.Think Ben Hur in Billingsgate.My family and I are here not to observe John West’s delivery squad, but to climb aboard the 50 ft catamaran Jade, which waits for us at the far end of the quay, and head a few miles offshore for Mirissa’s other great sport: whale watching.We’re in luck. Sort of. Though the mighty humpbacks and blue whales that cruise these waters are on a day off to the deep, our skipper spies a pod of smaller pilot whales and we spend a magical half-hour tracking alongside them as they bob and dip obligingly for the camera. That’s another of Sri Lanka’s attractions ticked off the list. We’re going to need a big sheet of paper.A few days ago we had been alongside elephants and leopards, camping out on safari in the north of the island.We started our adventure in the country’s Cultural Triangle, home to many of its most awe-inspiring ruins. With temperatures soaring to the high 30s by midday, early starts are essential. Sigiriya, built in the 5th century as a king’s fortress, involves a steep climb up a metal staircase bolted to the rock face, where vertigo is not the only threatBefore that, it was a hike up Sigiriya rock fortress, a monument that must rival Machu Picchu as a gob-smacking wonder of improbable construction. Next stop: on to the central highlands, chugging through the tea plantations on one of the world’s most scenic train rides. Oh, and did I mention the white-water rafting? So much to see. So much to do. So isn’t it all a little exhausting? This is Sri Lanka, after all, where tropical heat and occasionally erratic infrastructure can conspire against relaxation.Ah, but if you want to make the most of all ‘the Teardrop Island’s’ attractions, hiring a driver-guide for the duration of your stay, and choosing a reputable travel firm to sort the itinerary, means that family parties can see Sri Lanka not just in comfort and safety, but in style.That was what swung it for my family as we debated where in the world we would go for one last big adventure, before our daughter headed off to university and our 16-year-old son decided the whole concept was ‘like, totally not cool’.The man tasked with shepherding us around was Parweez, who was waiting for us on arrival in Colombo and, over the course of our 12-day trip, became the fifth member of our family.Hugely knowledgeable and articulate, he would entertain us for hours on end with tales of Sri Lanka’s past and present. Our son Adam, in particular, would delight in trying to catch out ‘The Parvster’, as the poor man became nicknamed, by asking the most random of questions.“Parvster, what type of tree is that? How exactly is rubber made? Where’s the nearest shop that sells designer knock-offs?”Like a human version of Alexa, he was never once lost for words. We started our adventure in the country’s Cultural Triangle, home to many of its most awe-inspiring ruins. With temperatures soaring to the high 30s by midday, early starts are essentialSigiriya, built in the 5th century as a king’s fortress, involves a steep climb up a metal staircase bolted to the rock face, where vertigo is not the only threat.“Notice: when bumble bees attack, visitors are not allowed to proceed beyond the lion’s paw,” read a surreal notice on the way to the summit.The staggering views from the top are reward enough as you marvel at how this place could once have been home to 500 concubines, with what must be the world’s first infinity pool to splash around in. “Parvster, how did they get the water to the top?”Our own palace of pleasures was Ulagalla, a hotel whose luxurious chalet rooms are set around 58 acres of paddy fields. Wallowing in the vast pool, you are watched over not by concubines but the resident troupe of Grey Langur monkeys. Wilpattu National Park, an area of the island hitherto off-limits during the country’s 26-year civil war.Published in Daily Times, February 18th 2019.