The newly opened Nickelodeon resort is the first of its kind in the world and the Pineapple Villa is its crowning glory. Have you always felt a little jealous of notorious animated sea creature Spongebob Squarepants for his unique living situation? Well now you can live in a pineapple too, at least temporarily. Even though it’s not under the sea, it’s close enough, though! The pineapple in question is a villa located in the Dominican Republic at Nickelodeon and Nick Resort Punta Cana and comes complete with your own life-size pet Gary the snail. For a mere $3,800 per night, you can live it up ocean floor-style in the lap of luxury. The villa comes complete with everything a Spongebob superfan could ever want. The decor is Bikini Bottom-chic, and actually, an uncanny replica of Spongebob’s actual abode. There’s a private pool, and with two stories, 1,500 square feet of space, two bedrooms, and three bathrooms, there’s room for you and your whole Krusty Krew. And. Breathe. Also, did we mention the cupcake bar in your room, the cabanas that you can book on the beach and the Spacewalker restaurant with a spaceman waiting to greet you at the door? Yes, there’s a star man waiting at the door. Oh, and did we mention the villa comes with a private butler, who can organise activities like a moonlit beach dinner prepared by a world-class chef, or wine tasting, or an in-suite afternoon tea party, pizza party or pyjama party. It does, and no doubt, he will bring you all the Krabby patties your heart desires.