Think KFC and you think of those 11 specially blended herbs and spices that create the perfect piece of crispy chicken. But grabbing a fried chicken takeaway doesn’t necessarily fit in with the clean living food trend that is currently sweeping the UK. Enter the ‘clean eating’ KFC burger, which replaces almost every element of the burger you know and love with much healthier alternatives. Toss out the bread bun, and replace that with a raw cauliflower sliced in half. Boiled chicken instead of fried offers a lot less flavour – but less calories make up for it, right? Crushed ice forms your watery burger relish, then chuck on a few pieces of organic kale and you’re done! Sound good? No, we don’t think so either. Thankfully, the clean eating burger is all just one big spoof – organised by KFC as they launch their latest limited edition burger The Dirty Louisiana. And while it’s not packed with veggies, it does sound delicious. An Original Recipe fillet burger is covered in black pepper mayo, BBQ sauce and secret ‘Supercharger Sauce’, before being layered with cheese, gerkins and a hash brown. The Dirty Louisiana is available until the March 26 in KFC restaurants nationwide, priced from £4.19. A KFC spokesperson said, “Life’s too short to eat joyless food – get down to your nearest KFC and enjoy the taste of our sauciest burger ever, The Dirty Louisiana.”