KARACHI: In a startling revelation, Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM) leader Dr Farooq Sattar said Tuesday that ex-MQM chief Altaf Hussain knows about the location of legendary hidden Pokémon. Dr Sattar, who is also a renowned archaeologist, was arrested on Monday after Sindh Rangers received reports that the MQM leader is aware of the legendary hidden Pokémon’s location. The paramilitary force also sealed MQM stronghold Nine Zero after rumours circulated on social media that the party headquarters host several legendary Pokémon. Sindh Rangers Director General Maj-Gen Bilal Akbar told Khabaristan Times that the paramilitary force had conquered 98 per cent of Nine Zero. “The operation started at 1350 hrs and by 1412 hrs the security forces had taken over the kitchen, the guests’ reception and male bathrooms.” However, the Rangers chief said that the paramilitary force was unable to find any legendary Pokémon. “Even Rangers personnel, who are experts in Pokémon GO, were unable to locate the legendary Pokémon.” The development comes after several Pokémon GO trainers stormed the buildings of several private news channels on Monday. The stampede claimed one life and injured five others. The legendary Pokémon are considered extremely useful for defence purpose. Japan was the first country to discover one of the three legendary birds: Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres. Rumour has it that Moltres resides in Karachi’s Lyari area. Hafiz Saeed’s revelation Meanwhile, following Farooq Sattar’s interview, Jamaat-ud-Dawa (JuD) Ameer Hafiz Saeed has also confessed that Kashmir Jihad has been a mission to find Pokemon on the other side of the Indo-Pak, LoC. “All allegations of brewing terrorism in Kashmir are nonsense,” he told Khabaristan Times. “We have been on a top secret mission… with the help of Disney World. All these years we have been collecting Pokémon!” But how many have the Kashmir-bound mujahideen caught in all these years? “Well you see, Pikachu is very naughty and keeps getting all of us in trouble with his anger. He is always electrifying others when he does not like something. So we have to play it safe,” Saeed claimed. “Charmander and Jigglipuffprove have been the toughest to handle. Saeed confessed that JuD and Lashkar-e-Taiba had earlier been working with Ghost Busters and Ninja Turtles as double agents in Afghanistan. “They had to wind up their work and leave the area as the NATO troops were winding down.” PM Nawaz enters National Assembly Furthermore, sources within the Prime Minister House have confirmed that PM Nawaz Sharif attending the Parliamentary meeting earlier this month was also necessitated by an intriguing turn of events. “The PM has mistakenly entered the National Assembly, looking for Pokemon on August 4,” a source close to the PM revealed. “Once inside the NA, the PM had to chair the Parliamentary meeting as well.” The source confirmed that despite the distraction of the meeting the PM managed to catch all Pokemon. This satire originally appeared in Khabaristan Times and has been reproduced with permission