ISLAMABAD: The All Parties Conference (APC) summoned on Monday to form consensus over Kashmir and Indian cross-border violations has been condemned for undermining national unity for refusing to attend Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan.
PTI activists, both on and off social media, have accused the APC of toeing the Indian agenda and undermining national unity at a time when Pakistan is facing a visible external threat.
“It is unfortunate that the All Parties Conference decided to remain aloof and did not join Imran Khan. This sends out the wrong kind of message to India, and the world,” social media demigod Farhan Virk said while talking to Khabaristan Times. “The APC should’ve attended Imran Khan and forced (Prime Minister) Nawaz Sharif to resign. That would’ve scared the s*** out of the Indians.”
PTI analysts believe forcing Nawaz Sharif to resign will help Pakistan win the war, because it would encourage India to do the same to Narendra Modi. “Once Imran Khan is successful in removing Nawaz Sharif, the Indian Army would look to back Arvind Kejriwal and remove Modi. After all, it’s a tit-for-tat war” says PTI’s social media celebrity Asif Chaudhary, who manages 121 fake female Twitter IDs, with a collective following of over 200,000.
Furthermore, today’s joint Parliament session has been similarly condemned for boycotting Imran Khan. An Imran Khan session is scheduled at the PTI chief’s residence for tomorrow (Thursday). Sources confirm that it would be a one-on-one session with himself.
This satire was originally appeared in Khabristan Times and reproduced with permission.